My sister knocked and entered in my room, she asked me, “What do you want for Christmas?” Because I do not know what I want and I was too busy doing my work, I said, “Surprise me!”

The next day, my sister went shopping. She called and asked me what my favorite color was and I said pink. I was so excited about my sister’s surprise. I am anticipating of a great Louis Vuitton bag or a Christian Louboutin stiletto. I was even imagining wearing those things in my upcoming company Christmas party. I was hopeful that these were her gifts because I know that she can afford them. She is by the way a lawyer in a big firm here in New York, so she is well paid.

During our Christmas dinner, my sister handed me a big paper bag. It was filled with pink and white shredded papers and tied with a silver ribbon. I really couldn’t wait so I hurriedly opened the gift. To my surprise, a box vibrator and anal sex toys were in it; and everything was pink. I stared at my sister and asked her, “What are these vibrator and anal sex toys for?”

She laughed and said, “You said I should surprise you, remember?”